I haven't disappeared. Just busy. I'm woefully behind in posting (4 items done that haven't been posted). But the self-imposed deadline is less than 2 weeks away, so getting stuff done > writing. 6 still to go. Will I finish? Oh the drama! Feel the excitement!. . . of a blog read by like 60 people.
And speaking of the people that read this blog, let's have some fun with, ummm, fun facts. Google Blogger keeps a bunch of stats, including where your web traffic comes from, and if they got there through a search, what words were used. So here's some of the search keywords that have gotten people to my site.
"do52new" (searched for 54 times) - OK, that makes sense. You know the blog name or idea, but forgot the site. Pretty basic.
"52 new things detroit cockfighting" (1 time) - one of you knows me well! Same idea as the one above, but a little more specific, in case there was someone from NYC doing 52 new things that included cockfighting.
"segathon.com" (2) - From the post on the video game tournament. Link by association, since the guys we played have a website setup at segathon.com.
"university of michigan naked mile" (4), "ann arbor naked mile" (2) "campus naked" (2) - I reference the Naked Mile in the post about chest waxing, still by far the most popular post. As per usual, sex sells.
"colleg naked" (2) - for the spelling-challenged pornography connoisseur, which got me linked to not once, but twice.
"zubaz" (1), "zubaz shorts" (2) - From the post on Second City in Chicago. I'm glad to see someone out there isn't just trying to bring them back, but trying to bring them back in shorts form.
"i think i have too much chest" (2) - again with the chest waxing, you masochistic bastards.
"rick porcello shirtless" (7!), "rick porcello shirtless pic" (2) - Wait, what? . . . .I had to search the blog, and indeed, the words "Rick Porcello" (the Tigers pitcher) and "shirtless" appear in the post about being on the Jumbotron, though I didn't put the words together, not do I have a shirtless pic of Rick Porcello posted (though apparently maybe I should to drive up traffic).
"the flintstones gays" (1) - No idea. No post has these words in it. (though coincidentally, one year when we went out on yearly guys baseball trip, Walter had shirts made up with Fred Flintstone and the saying "We'll have a gay ole time" on the front. Complete coincidence though)
" "dildo comes to life" -mindy " (1) - Apparently Mindy has a famous quote about a dildo coming to life. Again, nowhere on this site . . . until now! Bring on the traffic!
And now if someone wants to really help me drive up traffic, they can create a Photoshopped picure of Rock Porcello getting his chest waxed while wearing Zubaz and holding a magical dildo at a cockfight in Ann Arbor.
And now if someone wants to really help me drive up traffic, they can create a Photoshopped picure of Rock Porcello getting his chest waxed while wearing Zubaz and holding a magical dildo at a cockfight in Ann Arbor.
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